alex, 18, england, medical student. twitter: @alexklein_

so I go to the pub with my friend and feel really impressed at how I am now an adult and can go out spontaneously in the evening and I actually managed to drink a whole pint(!). and then I come home and realise I have left my phone there and have to be driven back by my mum. thank god it is somehow still there. someone shoot me.

my mum yells ‘alex! alex! come here!’ across the department store.

I walk over and find her stood next to this saying ‘look, he loves you! he couldn’t wait to see you!’

so this is why I’ve grown up to be completely weird. didn’t have a chance.

basicallyrunalways:

i didn’t know anyone in the uk voted tbh

i thought we just tuned in to mock the rest of europe

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